the blog of arman zakariah

(jokes) wal-mart joke

a.z — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 02:25:17 +0000

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joe’s vs. the X-Men.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “pick me! pick me!!”
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

breathe

a.z — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:20:24 +0000

Breathing can transform your life.

If you feel stressed out and overwhelmed, breathe. It will calm you and release the tensions.

If you are worried about something coming up, or caught up in something that already happened, breathe. It will bring you back to the present.

If you are discouraged and have forgotten your purpose in life, breathe. It will remind you about how precious life is, and that each breath in this life is a gift you need to appreciate. Make the most of this gift.

If you have too many tasks to do, or are scattered during your workday, breathe. It will help bring you into focus, to concentrate on the most important task you need to be focusing on right now.

If you are spending time with someone you love, breathe. It will allow you to be present with that person, rather than thinking about work or other things you need to do.

If you are exercising, breathe. It will help you enjoy the exercise, and therefore stick with it for longer.

If you are moving too fast, breathe. It will remind you to slow down, and enjoy life more.

So breathe. And enjoy each moment of this life. They’re too fleeting and few to waste.

Tip: Put the word “Breathe” as a screensaver or desktop pic, or put it up as a note on your wall or fridge or on your desk. Then do it every time you see the word.

Note: This is guest post by Leo Babauta.

Outdoor Photoshoot: The REDS & The WHITES of The Lake Garden, KL

a.z — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 06:52:14 +0000

last weekend, we had a very tiring yet fun photo shoot session with some hot chicks i know, back in 2000. yep, we’re friends. they’re actually my wife’s old friends. kinda started a bit late, but we managed to pull it out. this is one teaser for you readers. the rest of the photos are on their way.

tilt-shift no. one

a.z — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:58:03 +0000

this was taken by using my old htc phone. put it in the tilt-shift maker and ppoooff! you can make it yourself too. start with “googling” the term: tilt-shift. ya you heard me. it’s tilt. not tit you pervert!

enjoy!

once upon a time………i have a band

a.z — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 04:28:14 +0000

ladies and giiiiiiiiiiiientlemen..i give you, the arrival of, audacious!